Posts tagged mean girls
TrudLife
Everyone's Favorite Pop Culture Puppy. Trud story, bro.
In girl world, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.
I’m a pumpkin. Duh.
On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!
On Wednesdays, we wear pink! Pulling. It. Off. (Not just anyone can rock a neck flower. It takes a certain grace, and luckily I am a cut above!)
Even ironic sad hipster puppies have to follow The Rules—on Wednesdays, we wear Pink!*
*You might be wearing pink, but chances are you don’t look as bitchin’ as Trudy. I mean, a neckerchief? Note the vibrant hue and the disinterested stare. And those polka dots? So ironic! Only Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada does it better half as well.
Get in loser, we’re going shopping!
On Wednesdays, we wear pink…hijabs? Yeah, I’m not overly thrilled with it either, but rules are rules.
Why should Trudy get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under her big feet? What’s so great about Trudy? Hmm? Marley is just as cute as Trudy. Marley is just as smart as Trudy. People totally like Marley just as much as they like Trudy. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab TRUDY!
It’s Wednesday, you know what that means—we wear pink!
On Wednesdays, we wear pink!
